Nicaragua isn’t for everyone. In my last article, I talked about the reasons people should visit. Today, let’s examine this controversial country from the opposite end of the spectrum. So here are eight reasons you might want to think twice before visiting Nicaragua.

1. Ortega is still the dictator

Daniel Ortega has been the dictator of Nicaragua since 1979, with an intermission period from 1990 to 2007. His government has recently been in the news for some very violent crackdowns on protestors, including shooting up a church in which some had taken refuge. While tensions have eased somewhat, visiting can still seem dangerous when there are police checkpoints all over, and the government is still cracking down on anyone who speaks out against the regime. (Even while I was there, an American resident of Nicaragua was killed in prison.)

In my next piece on Nicaragua (think of this three-part series as the good, the bad, and the ugly) I will be talking more about the government and safety concerns, but I understand anyone not wanting to take the risk of traveling to such a place, either for safety reasons or simply for the appearance of normalizing the regime with a rebound in tourism.

A “spontaneous” demonstration in support of the government happened almost every day in Leon.

2. Most tourists in Nicaragua are backpackers

This was a surprise to me, though it shouldn’t have been. With the violence of 2018 only slightly in the rear view mirror, the first tourism group to return is young backpackers, mostly from Europe. This isn’t in itself a bad thing. Backpackers are people, too. But backpackers also don’t typically enjoy the sorts of cultural activities that I do as a deep-thinking traveler, and the country is more catered toward them and their interests: parties, drinking, outdoor activities. As tourism rebounds, I expect this to change, with more available for travelers like us.

3. The weather

Nicaragua, especially the coastal area that holds the most appeal for visitors, is hot. It has two seasons: wet and dry. Both are hot. If you like heat, great! If 100 degrees Fahrenheit and 90% humidity sounds way too much like summer in Houston, this might not be the place for you. Also consider that few buildings are equipped with air conditioning.

Looks beautiful along Lake Nicaragua in Granada, and it is. But it was also 102 degrees Fahrenheit and humid!

4. Bugs are everywhere

This goes hand in hand with the weather. Nicaragua is mosquito heaven, especially after it rains, which it does most days in the wet season. Ok, you think to yourself, I’ll just stay indoors. Well, few buildings are truly indoors. Nicaraguan architecture is built around open-air courtyards. In many homes, only the bedrooms have doors, with the other rooms just being under a roof off the courtyard. Restaurants, too, are almost always open to the air – and the bugs. They will get you, no matter how careful you are. (And yes, Nicaragua is a country with active Zika cases.)

This is from the Ortiz Foundation, an art museum in Leon, but illustrates the house style with open central courtyards allowing bugs in. (The Ortiz Foundation is made up of five adjoining houses.)

5. Hot water isn’t common here

Comfort plays a big role when I travel, and hot showers are where comfort begins. The only night I had in Nicaragua with hot water was at the Hilton Princess, perhaps the nicest hotel in Managua. So unless you are staying at luxury hotels, you will almost certainly take your showers cold. (This might feel good for some given the weather, but not for me.)

6. The drivers are simply terrible

Ok, this is an over-generalization, as the driver I hired for all of my intercity travel, Robert Ow, was wonderful and safe. But stepping off the curb as a pedestrian in Nicaragua is really taking a risk. Cars will not stop for you. They will honk at you and swerve around you – in theory – but pedestrian right of way is NOT a thing here. Cars will zip around corners without looking, charge through stop signs, and otherwise ignore most safety norms we take for granted in the US.

Honking is also ubiquitous here. Maybe it means good morning or something, but everyone drives honking. I did not get used to it.

It’s also worth noting that, even in Managua, cars share the road with horse drawn carts, adding to the nightmare.

Not exactly a common site in the US, these added to the road confusion in Nicaragua.

7. There are no addresses

This one just confounds me, and perhaps explains why drivers are in such lousy moods. There are no addresses here. Rather, you’ll be told to look for the red house with the cactus across from the church, or something similar. Airbnb hosts will give map coordinates and directions, but it’s a challenge to find things.

It also makes you wonder why, when entering the country, you are asked to provide an address of where you’ll be staying. For those at a hotel, the name will suffice. For those of us at an Airbnb, it involves an explanation to a customs official who barely speaks English that no, I don’t have the address, just GPS coordinates. The explanation was accepted begrudgingly.

8. There is a lack of tourism infrastructure

Tourism is relatively new here, and even before the protests and subsequent downgrading of advisory warnings against visiting Nicaragua, tourists were a new phenomenon. As a result, there isn’t the deep infrastructure that most Americans expect when we travel, things like a variety of hotels, tour operators, English explanations at sights, or marked signs on many hiking trails. Those things will likely emerge as tourism becomes a most consistent part of the society here, but they aren’t in evidence now.

Have I scared you away? I don’t mean to, but it’s important to realize that Nicaragua might not be the best destination for you if these things outweigh the positives.

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11 thoughts on “8 Reasons NOT to Visit Nicaragua

  1. Is good to see the positive and negative of a country. I see you point but still I fully dont understand why you travel then ?traveling is about being open minded and see the differences , observing and see human behavior from another perspective, therefore expecting your standard of ‘conform ‘ is sort of ridiculous , migth as well just watch the NatGeo channel from the conform of your house. Places should stay true, even if they becomi tourist, that’s is the firt reason they became tourist because they are different.
    I understand why Nicaragua is not from everyone but again , that’s why traveling is.

    1. I agree with you, and I largely enjoyed my time in Nicaragua. However, as a writer I have a responsibility to point out the reasons that my readers might not enjoy a destination rather than only talk about the positives. The last thing I’d want is someone going to a place on my recommendation and feeling misled.

  2. I’m surprised you didn’t mention the trash. Not sure which is more plentiful, the trash or the bugs.

  3. Oh boy! I knew that you were in for a lot of harassment when you posted this on a Facebook Expats of Nicaragua page. As a legal resident of Nicaragua for over 14 years, the foreign business owners in Nicaragua are especially touchy these days. What puzzles me is that they appear to have their blinders on, like the old bony horses pulling the carriages in Granada. They try to convince anyone who will listen that Nicaragua is safe, beautiful, and idyllic. Well, the new normal after the revolution, or crisis, or rebellion, or whatever you want to call it, requires a new mindset. To really see beyond the blinders, you must agree that Nicaragua is in a state of heavy repression. It has become a place where blue and white balloons for a child’s birthday party are illegal, a place where you can be thrown in prison for waving the Nicaraguan flag in protest of human rights violations. Nicaragua is a mess! Economically, it is near bankruptcy. The Nicaraguans suffer at the hands of a ruthless dictator and his witchy wife.
    And still, foreign business owners tout how safe Nicaragua is! How beautiful! Why? Well, I think we all know the answer to that. They invested their life savings into ecolodges, hotels, and establishments geared to the higher end tourists…and now they are struggling to survive. They are afraid and trapped.
    Still no reason to trash your truthful articles! Thank you for your insight and balance. And you were very brave to post it on a Nicaragua expat page! Buenos suerte!

    1. Thank you for your kind words. I actually felt safe during my trip, but I also am an American tourist, took private cars, and avoided anything even remotely political. It’s a complicated place, especially today, full of both positive and negative things. I think some of the travel advisories are overblown, though.

  4. Hmmm. I have mixed feelings about the article. Yes, after living here half time for almost 15 years I agree that much of it is accurate but not all the negatives are necessarily negative. Open courtyard houses are a real delight, especially in popular and colorful Granada; hard to know on the street what beautiful, lush gardens are hidden behind the entry. Hot along the beaches and Managua a lot of the time, but most of us don’t spend very much time there.The bulk of expats live along the beaches on the windy side of Lake Nicaragua where all the sea side resorts are. Cool breezes most of the year preclude the need for AC … and the popular expat hillside towns of Maltagalpa and Estili are cooler year round. I, for one, am happy to see tourism slow down so we don’t become another Costa Rica where crime is so high, prices are soaring and charm is deteriorating. Come to Nicaragua only if you want a country that balances beautify, affordability and friendliness with socio-political-economic challenges that make your heart beat faster. And remember, Leon has been rated this week as among the ten most under rated travel destinations in the world!!!

    1. You’re absolutely right; some of these things are positives for certain types of traveler, just as some of the things on my list of reasons TO visit might be negatives for some. Thanks for the comment!

  5. Seems like your objections could apply to many tropical destinations. I live in Nicaragua and have hot water, air conditioning, an address and great drivers. You can use GPS to get everywhere, even without an address. Maybe you should stay at Hotels like Mukul, Pelican Eyes, Barcelo, Hilton, then readdress your article!

    1. Yes, some tropical destinations have similar drawbacks. The lack of hot water at all but one of my accommodations was a surprise to me, though.

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